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Peter
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PostSubject: NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.....   Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:47

NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.....

These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school district.
Spellings have been left intact......


1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.


2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.


3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.


4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.


5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.


6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.


7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.


8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.


9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.


10. Please excuse ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.


11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe the peanut butter.


12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday.. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.


13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.


14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.


16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.


17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.


18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.. She spent a weekend with the marines.


19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well..


20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.


21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.


22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.


23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever.
There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.


Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.

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PostSubject: Re: NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.....   Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:18

This certainly explains the spelling errors so common on certain forums. This one being a refreshing exception.

I am reminded of some of the notes which I personally wrote to explain my very own absences from school. Sadly discovered by my son many years later, to his immense amusement.
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PostSubject: Re: NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.....   Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:09

I should have saved all the ones I got when teaching in Detroit. Talk about some doozies!

I remember on that went something like this...

I let Marquise stay home today because he axed me and I let him.
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PostSubject: Re: NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.....   Thu 29 Sep 2011, 08:23

Phil wrote:

I let Marquise stay home today because he axed me and I let him.

The stories of violence there are legenday. An axe can be a persuasive instrument. Funny.

Your job always sounded dangerous but I had no idea....

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